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January 21 中国人都难看懂的中文GRE~在这个全球一体化越来越明显的社会很多想出国或者不想出国的人都会争先恐后地选择去考GRE.GRE,是由号称并且不用去证实因为没有人会像他们一样无聊且无耻的号称的全球最大的非营利性考试机构ETS命题并组织来自全球(在某种程度上)的想要申请北美研究生院的人们所参加的考试,当然参加考试者也并非所有因为总有人可以公认很牛的通过这样或那样的如GMAT,LSAT或在知名学术研究期刊如SCIENCE或NATURE上发表文章等手段申请到北美研究生院。对于绝大多数的理工类本科研究生来说,GRE毋庸置疑的就是他们成功迈进传说中的美国长春藤学校和相对似乎有些逊色的的北美众多野鸡学校(这些学校曾经螳臂拦车的很牛的拒掉了包括在他的众多回忆录和成功学论文中流露出貌似并不在意这些往事的中国新东方语言学校校长俞敏洪在内的很多人)的必由之路。这成为了了诸如当然除了他们也不会有更大的垄断性竞争体的ETS之类的考试机构赖以生存的根本。 GRE考试不能说不是为来自于世界各地的考生所公认的ETS命题的几大变态考试之一,如果不是之首的话,也是由于其普遍影响率不如作为语言考试证明是任何想要获得到北美学习的机会的人都要参加的考试TOEFL,所以不可以说TOEFL这种从报名就开始折磨广大想要打入美帝国主义内部的同志们的考试是黏在他们精神上的蜜糖。TOEFL报名,最早时是和在高峰时段不接受预约的热门餐厅用餐一样要排队等号的。每次不管天气是如何的冰冻三尺还是艳阳高照的不体恤广大想要打入明日帝国主义内部的同志们,发考位时,大家总是比报名GRE争先恐后三十倍的带着厚厚的一叠刚刚从荷包里拿出来或许是这学期最后一笔超过两位数字的带着体温的蓝色或粉红色人民币发扬怕也要爬到报名处的精神来到各报名点领取表格。而现在,则是一群发扬全民TOFEL人人参与的精神热情昂扬的另一批想要打入美帝国主义内部的颤抖的左手捏着一张上面本来也只有一字打头的四位数的人民币而不是美元的工商银行或招商银行储蓄卡,不管是华灯初上还是夜幕已深的睁大着自己已经木满血丝的疲倦的双眼仅仅盯牢着找不到服务器的中国教育考试部TOFEL网上报名的八百年打不开一次万一也要拼人品打开还要狂喜的怒号几声的页面,同时枯萎的紧紧握住鼠标的右手上唯一没有僵硬掉的还要神经质的不能一刻停止的食指还要小心关注着如果刷进去千万不要再刷得可怜的同志们。尽管这样变态的事实仍然存在在你我身边并会不断的一直危害广大同学,但TOEFL在难度上无疑是GRE的救赎。 在全球一体化日益明显的今天,似乎除了祈祷上帝保佑这些为了前途和命运而奔波的且不得不遭受如同ETS之类不但无聊至极而且无耻之尤以他们猥琐的但也在一定程度上(如GRE数学)低估考试者智商的命题思路和极端的价值观横扫世界的考试机构在德智体美劳等方面的深深迫害全球各地的莘莘学子实现他们的理想追求之外别无他法,否则失望的痛苦也会远远大于ETS那严密的思维的估计之外。 1.蜜糖对于广大想要打入美帝国主义内部的同志们的作用是:(c) a:使人感到安慰 //表示负面的感情排除b,d,又由于 b:使人感到悲伤 //中文中没有"不安慰"这种说法 c:使人感到不孤单 //排除a d:使人感到有陪伴 e:以上所有都对 2.作者认为ETS:无正确答案//(我错了,原谅我吧) a:令人作呕 b:如果没有利益就不会给广大同学造成这么的痛苦 c:与中国新东方语言学校校长俞敏洪相勾结 d:其思维在所有各种学术方面都十分严密且全面 e:是全球最大的非盈利性垄断竞争体 3.下列说法正确的是:(a) 一。俞敏洪表示不在乎美国众多野鸡学校曾经拒了他 二。俞敏洪考过GRE 三。俞敏洪毕业于北京大学 四。俞敏洪对于被野鸡学校拒掉而耿耿于怀 a:一。正确 b: 二。正确 c:四。正确 d:一。四。正确 e:一。三。四正确 4.想要打入美帝国主义内部的同志们:(b) //这道题目做出来不容易 a:都必须考TOEFL b:是指那些考TOEFL的人 c:必须考GRE,GMAT,LSAT,或者在SCIENCE或NATURE上发文章 d:申请北美研究院的人 e:绝大多数是以留学形式实现的 5.那一项正确表达了作者的观点:(b) a:TOEFL是变态考试,但TOEFL没有GRE变态 b:ETS给了很多人实现理想的机会 c:ETS很无耻 d:要实现理想就要付出代价 e:莘莘学子要继续努力 January 17 The history on the first laserI suddenly came across an article talking about the history of the invention of the first laser, which I found very interesting, especially for the poor guy Maiman...Hope you would like it~From Maser to LaserCharles H. Townes invented the microwave-emitting maser in the early 1950s at Columbia University, with the help of Herbert Zeiger and James Gordon. Masers began proliferating in the last half of the 1950s, but even before then a few physicists were looking at prospects for amplifying stimulated emission at wavelengths much shorter than microwaves. In the Soviet Union, V. A. Fabrikant and his students filed a patent application dated June 18, 1951 on amplifying electromagnetic radiation from the ultraviolet through the radio spectrum, but their idea had little direct effect on laser research, even in the Soviet Union. In the United States, Robert H. Dicke developed in 1954 proposed the "optical bomb," in which a short excitation pulse would produce an inverted population, which would then generate an intense burst of spontaneous emission. In 1956, he filed a patent on using a pair of parallel mirrors, forming a Fabry-Perot interferometer, as a resonant optical cavity. The cavity problemThe path from maser to laser was far from obvious, because of the large physical differences between microwaves and visible light. Optical photon have thousands of times more energy, and microwaves are thousands of times longer. Among the trickier problems was developing a resonant cavity for laser oscillation. The Great Laser RacePublication of the Schawlow-Townes paper was the starting gun for the race to build lasers. Some researchers, such as Townes, Theodore Maiman, and Nicolaas Bloembergen, had worked on microwave masers. Others, such as Peter P. Sorokin, Robert Hall, and C. Kumar N. Patel, came from other fields of physics after becoming intrigued with the laser concept. The First LaserAmong the maser materials considered for use in lasers was synthetic ruby, aluminum oxide doped with chromium atoms. The chromium lines were useful in masers, and their spectroscopy was well known. At Bell Labs, Schawlow considered ruby as a laser material, but in 1959 he publicly dismissed it as unsuitable. That opinion was based on inadequate data, and before long it was proved wrong. January 03 又要开学了长达13天的宅男生活终于结束了,明天又要开始新的学期了,祝大家在新学期里:
读courses的AAAA...,做research的成果多多,paper多多
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没有男女朋友的早日找到自己的意中人,有男女朋友的赶快把终身大事给办了吧,没听说吗,再过若干年后,中国将有3千万光棍 Add some picsHei, guys, I uploaded some pics of montreal, hope you all enjoy them. and again, thanks for Zou's sharing~ January 01 Happy New Year 2008People always make a fuss about the end of sth. and the beginning of another, just to show themself that the past, however sweet or bitter might it taste, is gone, and there is a whole new blank page ahead for them to write their new life on.
My 2007 is a special year for me, busy however real to my heart. From applying, get offers to making decision, everything seemed to be routine but so meaningful and important for me. Dreamed for several years, I finally got the chance to study abroad. Landed in airport of Montreal started a totally new life for me. Again I picked up theose books and return to the classroom, ending up with piles of assignments, realizing that how harder the life for a student than a researcher. Life does not treat me special but treats me well, and i have endless gratitude for all these blessings to me. My 2007 mostly smiled at me, and i am trying my best to smile back.
I didn't have any special plan for tonight. actually i thought that i might be spending the whole night struggling for the program in the lab. But then at a moment i suddenly realize that at this point, i didnt wanna spend the so called "special day" all by myself. But unfortunately i was not able to find myself a companion, and my 2007 ended in my typing on my laptop. It is not that i am complaining or what. It is just that i do realize that even if i tag myself as kinda a "loner", i need someone to be there for me, someone also i am there for.
Fuss as i am making too, i truely deeply wish everyone who cares for me and who i cares for a happy new year. actually, my biggest wish is that all good people lives happily for ever ( believe me, this is what i always dream of, not that i am trying to act noble>_<). and wish everyone have someone to take your hand and walk along with you, hand in hand, in this beautiful journey of life.
December 29 我们说好的November 11 Some apothegms copied from library of Harvard University1. This moment will nap, you will have a dream; But this moment study,you will interpret a dream. 2. I leave uncultivated today, was precisely yesterday perishestomorrow which person of the body implored. 3. Thought is already is late, exactly is the earliest time. 4. Not matter of the today will drag tomorrow. 5. Time the study pain is temporary, has not learned the pain islife-long. 6. Studies this matter, lacks the time, but is lacks diligently. 7. Perhaps happiness does not arrange the position, but succeeds mustarrange the position. 8. The study certainly is not the life complete. But, sincecontinually life part of - studies also is unable to conquer, what butalso can make? 9. Please enjoy the pain which is unable to avoid. 10. Only has compared to the others early, diligently diligently, canfeel the successful taste. 11. Nobody can casually succeed, it comes from the thoroughself-control and the will. 12. The time is passing. 13. Now drips the saliva, will become tomorrow the tear. 14. The dog equally study, the gentleman equally plays. 15. Today does not walk, will have to run tomorrow. 16. The investment future person will be, will be loyal to the realityperson. 17. The education level represents the income. 18. One day, has not been able again to come. 19. Even if the present, the match does not stop changes the page. 20. Has not been difficult, then does not have attains October 22 为什么非要加标题,真奇怪又睡懒觉了。 有些东西一旦养成习惯,就很难戒掉。 今天吃饭时无意看见了一篇sleeping addiction的文章,觉得颇具讽刺意味。 或许我这么大一人也该去戒网所or戒睡所呆段时间,在思想上好好劳改一下。 一堆书没看,一堆作业扔在那里等着发霉…… 前几天在Q上碰到了小乐,他说在电视上看到了Montreal的圣母大教堂了。 有些汗颜,就在自己眼皮下的教堂,我竟然从来没有进去过。 而小乐离这里十万八千里竟然让他发现了。 他的确是一个虔诚的信徒。 小p孩说的对, “信仰是精神上的,加上宗教的成分,虚拟出一个或多个的神来。这样,将这种信仰具体化,就能将信仰加诸意志:就好比在向前冲时心里很踏实,因为坚信有神在保佑一样。嘴里念哈里路亚或者阿弥陀佛实在没有多大区别,殊途同归。带上一份虔诚,相信就好。”October 16 Your eyes and brain deceive you!
This is quite an amazing test of our eyes and brain, I put it here on my space and hope you all enjoy yourselves in it. hehe, from my view, it's not a test but a phenomenon... Read out loud the text inside the triangle below.
More than likely you said, "A bird in the bush," and........
In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white letter). It's all very physiological too, because it visualize the concept that good can't exist without evil (or the absence of good is evil ).
You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion?
This one is quite tricky!
You probably read the word ME in brown, but....... October 15 My blog open!Finally, i made a desicion that would surely change the whole of my rest life - Yep, you get it, i decided to open my blog, for myself and those who i know or i do not know.
Firstly, i would like to thank Mr. Zou for sharing pictures with me...He is a geniue photographer and philosopher.
And secondly, please pardon me for the poor design of my blog...i am new.
Thirdly, when you come by please do not hesitate to leave some footprints - comments or just a smile - that will remind me not to delete you from my friends' list. hehe, just a kid, take it easy...
Fourthly, although i do not expectly it to be the last, actually...it should be....'cause i do not know what to say now...welcome and have a nice trip in my space.
Oh, actually, you were cheated just now... this is the last one...WELCOME BACK~
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